CRUST.PUNK
SOURDOUGH
Rebel
Against
Bland.
72-hour fermentation. Ingredients that fight back. This isn't fast food; it's a culinary riot.
The Lineup
Signature Pies
The Heavyweights
The Anarchist
$24Double pepperoni, hot honey, fermented chilli flakes.
Void Walker
$28Black truffle cream, wild mushrooms, burnt onion ash.
Neon Demon
$26Nduja sausage, gorgonzola, roasted peppers, lemon zest.
The Process
Controlled
Chaos.
We don't use commercial yeast. We use a "mother" dough that has been alive since 2018. It's unpredictable, moody, and creates a crust that commercial chains can't replicate. Light, airy, and slightly sour.
Social Proof
Street Cred
"This isn't just pizza. It's a religious experience wrapped in a sourdough crust. The absolute best in the city, period."
"Wait line was 40 mins and I'd do it again in a heartbeat. The 'Neon Demon' pie is literally life changing."
Don't believe the hype?
Coordinates
Find The Spot
Secure Your Slice
We don't do waitlists. Book ahead or risk the line. Tables held for 15 minutes max.